May 2011
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and...
I was born in Chicago, Illinois, on October 28, 1924, an only child. - We Who Are Alive And Remain: Untold Stories From The Band Of Brothers. Marcus Brotherton
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So Here's The Deal.
World didn’t end. Bruins lost the game. I drank Svedka. I’m still drunk. Jesus. Pun intended.
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I Traced The Cord Back To The Wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all.
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Done With Sophomore College Papers!
That shit was tough. I deserve a nice drink, a fat blunt, and a really hot boy.
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May 10th
Hello Mr. Six Pack of confidence
I’m glad to see you’ve already met Ms. Twelve ounces of loneliness And Mr. Plastic cup politics I see you’re under the influence Of warm beer and the comfort of  all your friends And I see that Mr. Loud Mouth has had his forty ounce And will pass out I have no doubt So drop your plastic cup and clear your clouded heads
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When I found out Osama Bin Laden was killed...
I was really fucked up, in my best friend’s comfy bed, laughing about a fish. A really ugly fish. Moments I will remember forever.. can’t wait to tell my kids.
May 2nd
No whales for me today.
No concussion either. You win some, you lose some.
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